It turns out that Zonk is the name of a pot smoking game. I didn't know this when I acquired the Zonk domain name years ago, but there you go—it makes for some interesting email. Anyway, this isn't about a topic as serious as pot smoking games. No, this is simply a vanity website.

There, I've said it.

Anyway, there's nothing for sale here, no value proposition, and possibly nothing here of interest to you whatsoever. This site is about alternative fuel hot rods, houses that float on water, underground music, and mixed drinks that involve gelatinous fish. Not exactly front page news.

You can't say I didn't warn you.